jephjacques:

Another new shirt idea

Doooooo eeeeeeeet.

thisdanobrien:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Even though we’ve done a lot of shitty things as humans, I’m really happy that we also do stuff like this.

I can only hope the proposal I end up making is half as good as this. Certainly phenomenal, definitely inspirational and truly sweet. Thanks for recording it.

uncalar:

With compliments to Jeph Jacques @jephjacques and Danielle Corsetto @dcorsetto. McPintsize!

thisdanobrien:

mydrunkkitchen:

I’VE GOT A CASE IDEA!…. yeah baby.

Hey, it’s another episode of the show I love, (though I do think after this episode it should be renamed “This… This kitchen is… This kitchen’s drunk”).

Behind-the-scenes fun fact: I gave Hannah the Patron she’s using to get silly drunk for this episode! If I was a superhero, my power would be enabling.

thisdanobrien:

cracked:

That’s right! Everyone’s favorite Daniel sold a book! About fighting presidents! You’ll read it! When it’s available! Hey, everybody! Dog pile on Daniel!

I did WHAT!?

Looks you need to write a book now, so you don’t make that nice man look like a liar.

sorenbowie:

cracked:

We did not make this.

We did it. We can all retire now.

sorenbowie:

Nicki Minaj: I wonder if I can get all these fuckers to dance to the sound of a car alarm in a parking garage.

thisdanobrien:

chriscantwell:

thedailywhat:

Amateur Night of the Day: President Obama sings the sultry opening line from Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” during a campaign event tonight at the Apollo Theatre. 

Green, who was in attendance at the historic event (the first visit to the legendary Harlem landmark by a sitting president), has yet to share his thoughts on Obama’s loving homage.

[@alex_ogle.]

He’s… He’s just better. He’s more fun. Sure, he’s just a person and has his flaws. But he’s a better person.

All this time, I thought William Henry Harrison was the only president I’d want to hear sing songs I could fuck to. You’ve just joined a very exclusive club, Mr. President.

sorenbowie:

thisdanobrien:

cracked:

newsweek:

Tweets from kids trying to use Wikipedia for their homework—and failing. SOPA! 

[h/t gangster curator Katie Notopoulos]

Everyone look at this.

I’m positive that some savvy teachers scheduled research-heavy assignments specifically because they knew kids were going to be relying on Wikipedia the night before. Were I in high school, I would have developed a begrudging respect for these teachers after figuring out a way around their clever scheme.

Then learned no lasting lessons.

Kids are freaking out about homework without Wikipedia.

notch:

I am a decent programmer. I know a decent amount of computer science theory, I can type correct code fairly easy. I don’t let my classes expand too much. But I still struggle some with math, and I have a tendency to have too many cross-dependencies in my code.

I used to think I was an awesome…